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martymcfly:

THE WITCHER
shrek edition

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spielzeugkaiser:

:C

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on-a-lucky-tide:

Oh, what did they do…

Originally posted by heartoferebor

Their Eskel:

My Eskel (based on book and game canon evidence):

Kind, relaxed, calm, reasonable.

It’s just a snapshot. Just a character summary. Just an absolute gut punch. I don’t care that he’s a minor character. He’s my favourite because he introduces Ciri to the kindness of “monsters”.

Bonus: Netflix’s complete wreck of a character adaptation will be completely unrecognisable and easily separated from the Eskel we love and adore.

Edit: adding this link to some brilliant thoughts by Inber about how Netflix could’ve had their cake and eaten it too. Far more reasoned than my emotional flail!

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Someone should message me to write an Eskalt rp. I’ve got a starter I wanna try out, but I need an Eskel!

silvain-shadows:

shirecorn:

aphorisnt:

shirecorn:

syberfire117:

shirecorn:

hamptercatapult:

dracophile:

xelayxes:

xelayxes:

dankmemeuniversity:

@matzahball

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

great poast every one👍

I have drawn him….
The High Geologist

Can’t believe he’s ace

He is now
And here’s the photo evidence:

hey guys…https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?

the high geologist has ascended

every time i see this post it gets…. better? but also weirder.

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valdomarx:

Sweetness and fluff

• Geralt doesn’t fall in love
• Doing kind things for each other
• The opposite of loneliness
• A small wager
• Shut up, Jaskier
• Geralt hears Jaskier’s thoughts
• In the spring, Jaskier smells like applewine
  
• Steel & silver
• The scent of home
• Geralt despises hot days
• Jaskier bonds with Ciri
• Five times Jaskier uses an endearment

Fake relationship

• A marriage of convenience
• Accidentally married
• Fake marriage misunderstandings

Pining

• Geralt thinks about kissing Jaskier
• Geralt doesn’t touch Jaskier often
  
• Jaskier is a tactile person
  
• Geralt can’t bear to leave Jaskier
• Jaskier is cursed to be untouchable

Cuddling and snuggling

• Jaskier gives great hugs
• Huddling for warmth
• Only one bed
• Potion toxicity
• Gentle touching
• Jaskier has a close call on a hunt
• Geralt likes his space
• Jaskier gets hypothermia

Caretaking

• First time Jaskier patches Geralt up
• Geralt taking care of Jaskier  
• Jaskier shaves Geralt
• Incident and Injury
• Jaskier suffers a most grievous injury
• Geralt is protective
• Jaskier cooks for Geralt

Game Geralt and Show Jaskier

• game!Geralt meets show!Jaskier
  
• Geralt invites Jaskier to Corvo Bianco

Autistic!Geralt and ADHD!Jaskier

• Geralt loves Jaskier’s clothes + continuation  
• Jaskier is easily distracted
• Jaskier is Geralt’s security blanket

Angst and Hurt/Comfort

• Dead doesn’t mean gone
• Jaskier has abandonment issues
• A casual arrangement
• Jaskier gets injured on a hunt
• Geralt thinks he’s ugly + fix it
  
• Geralt never looks Jaskier in the eye when they fuck
• Geralt makes Jaskier cry + fix-it (ish)
• Orpheus and Eurydice AU

Post-mountain

• Geralt never listens to Jaskier’s songs
• Geralt misses Jaskier
• Jaskier misses Geralt
• Season 2 reunion scene script
• Jaskier leaves Geralt gifts when they part
• Jaskier gets kidnapped
  
• Jaskier goes to the coast alone

Humor

• Body swap shenanigans
• Hit by a truth spell
• Jaskier and Geralt run into Valdo Marx
  
• Jaskier makes friends with an alpaca
• Jaskier thinks he is good at flirting
• Jaskier is in need of inspiration  
• Jaskier is a cute drunk

Geralt’s delicate sensibilities

• Geralt is a man of old fashioned sensibilities
• Jaskier trying on new clothes
• Geralt helps Jaskier dress
• Geralt has a thing for Jaskier’s ankles
• An unconscionable scandal
• Geralt finds a saucy book
• Strip gwent
• the Great Bathing Calamity of 1249

Maximum himbo

• Geralt suspects Jaskier is in love
  
• Jaskier loves Geralt’s cat eyes
  
• Jaskier has developed A Type

Action scenes

• Five signs
• Jaskier is surprisingly handy with a dagger
  
• High toxicity

Creature!Jaskier

• Jaskier finds out he’s half incubus
• siren!Jaskier  
• fae!Jaskier
  
• necromancer!Jaskier
  
• red dragon!Jaskier headcanons

Winters in Kaer Morhen

• Geralt wants to ask Jaskier to come to Kaer Morhen
• Geralt misses Jaskier at Kaer Morhen
• Comfortably ensconced
• Jaskier gets shared around Kaer Morhen
• Jaskier loses a bet
• Geralt is secretly the slutty one
• On tonight’s menu at Kaer Morhen: spit-roasted bard
• Vesemir is daddy now
• Geralt is jealous of Lambert
• Geralt watches Jaskier with Lambert

Spicy

• Brothelverse masterpost
  
• Geralt talks Jaskier off
• Geralt is chatty in bed
  
• Five times Geralt watches Jaskier get off
• Predator and prey chase
• Scratching an itch
• Sex pollen
• Leaving a mark
  
• Geralt overhears Jaskier fucking
• Tender rope bondage

Suggestive

• Five times Jaskier seduced the monster
• Jaskier gets manhandled
• Jaskier gets tied up on a hunt
• Geralt scenting Jaskier
• Jaskier eats strawberries, Geralt watches
• A near miss

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rubyredwisp:

The Witcher Appreciation Week | Day 4: Favorite Scene
I mean, are you trying to hurt my feelings, Geralt? It’s downright indecorous of you, if I’m completely honest.

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onceandfuturehimbo:

speaknowtaylor:

This is one for the OGs

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headspace-hotel:

bitchslapmcgee:

maybe if they make stucky canon kim jong un will be next

Imagine showing this post to someone yesterday

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